Paco : The second one does.
Satan
: Okay...muah ha ha!
Paco
: But, to-to-tonight? I don’t think I can make it tonight. I-I-have a date with Marina.
Mariano
: Paco, you talkin’ to me?
1
Paco : No, no…Mariano..uhm. ( He holds his handkerchief over his mouth, gathering his thoughts
) I think I need to talk to you about something.
Paco proceeds to explain what just occurred, but we don’t really need to hear it again, do we? Nah, didn’t think so…we’ll fast forward through this part.
Mariano : I…I think we need to tell someone. We need to tell Don Lorenzo…
Both men run out to Don Lorenzo’s office. Just as they reach the door, it swings open and Reyes comes flying out, smacking right into Paco. Reyes
: Excuse me, excuse me…I need to get to the ladies’ room. I think I just peed myself again.
Mariano
: You know, you should probably have a doctor check that out! (
he shouts at her retreating back as she makes a quick sprint to the restroom )
Once inside Don Lorenzo’s office, they explain the situation. And, once again, we’ll fast forward here.
Paco : So, you see, Don Lorenzo? It all comes down to tonight…Us vs. Satan ( Note: I think Pina might be selling tickets to this fight. Antena3.com. check it out
) We’re going to need everyone here. Call everyone into the precinct. And I think we’re going to need a little extra help, too…
Don Lorenzo : Por mis santos cojones…what the hell extra help could be possibly get?
Paco : Silvia.
Mariano/DL : Silvia?! Cor : Well, my daughter definitely has the worst timing in the world, Would not you say? I guess I Should Go say 'hey' or Something.
[End scene]
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Scene 2:
Later That Night, On That oh-so ordinary day, all of the show's cast
agents, Along With Silvia, Sara, and Win-E (Note: Win-E Is an agent? Do not know. Do not care.) precinct Are Gathered in the main hall, waiting for the hour That Satan will arrive. Everybody, this is, except ... who's Marina Currently sitting at the table of a nice restaurant waiting for Paco to show up ... Pepa and Deker. CHT
ense does it make that we can all see Silvia now?
Silvia
: Does it have to make sense? Does anything about this make sense??
Curtis
: Good point. Reyes : (
back from changing into a clean pair of clothing at home…
) So, what’s the plan? There’s a plan right?
Paco
: I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. 3
DL : What the hell are you going to offer Satan that he can’t refuse??
Paco : Joder. I, uh…hadn’t thought that far yet.
DL :Abnormal!
A poetic litany of insults is interrupted by the voice of Satan, the booming resonance shaking the precinct's walls and furniture.
Satan: It's Almost Time! Nearly I can taste the omnipotence That will soon be mine ... and I will destroy you all! Reyes
: Fasten your seat belts, it's Going to Be a bumpy night! 4
Silvia: What?! ( she throws a nasty look Reyes) Just ... shut up. Everybody Thought You Were Going to be interesting ... and Then You Being ended up really lame. So, just shut the fuck up for the rest of the night, okay? Ju
st as the ringing of Satan’s laughter dies away…Peker, er, I mean, Pepa and Deker come running out of the lab, readjusting their clothing.
Rita
: They’re heeeere! 5
: Who’s here?
Rita : Oh, just Pepa and Deker. ‘Bout time they showed up!
Deker
: What the hell was that voice?! ( he questions as he finishes tucking in his shirt )
Nobody gets a chance to answer him, though, because Pepa and Silvia see each other for the first time since their doomed wedding. Everbody watches in rapt awe of their undeniable chemistry.
CHTMXC Win-E: ( Emerging from the back of the room ... do not ask how I got up the stairs
) i have holy water. Silvia
: What the fuck are you?!
Povedilla
: He's Johnny 5 ... er, Wall-E. No, wait, that's not right Either. Win-E! That's right, Win-E. Our robot. Silvia
: A robot. (
she lifts her brow and shakes her head in disbelief ) What the hell WAS Happened to this place Since I've been gone? Amaia
: Um, guys ... I think he's here. ( for all her hardcore goth-posturing, Amaia is Actually a little bitch ... so she screabe around anymore to not-save the day! And, on top of all that, They Satan Defeated! They all jump for joy, hugging and congratulating Each Other for saving the world. Just as they're Trying to figure out a way to hoist the true hero, Win-E, Their shoulders onto ... Another demon eat strolling in particular.
DL: I do not fuck ... Alex Pina!? Pina
: Yeah, you guys Can Give it a rest. Stop celebrating now, the show's Been Cancelled. Paco
: Oh. Well, shit.
The End
( Goyo : Guys, I did not get a line events ...)
List of Movie Quotes
1. Taxi Driver 2. The Sixth Sense 3. The Godfather 4. All About Eve
5. Poltergeist
6. Batman (1966) 7. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939) 8. Love Story 9 Soylent Green 10. Raiders of the Lost Ark
11. Scarface
12. The Wizard of Oz *Okay, no one actually said this line, so it doesn’t quite count…but the movie is Airplane!
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